Alright guys, I need to know what is your best dad joke. I want to be laughing my ass off in the comment section

Excuse me I got to go learn wraps around my bed I got to catch up on some sleep

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Have you seen the movie about constipation? Me neither. It hasn't come out yet.

Why did the chicken cross the road? BYE BYE

Oh, yo, oh, yo!

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Painous, painous, painous. penis, if the penis penises, you have to penis.

The washing machine was running all day. I guess you could say that was tired. HA! UGH!

How do celebrities say cool they have a lot of fans

What kind of doctor is Dr Pepper? A physician yaryaryaryary, I said right foot creepo I am walking with that heat. Look around, stay low, make sure they don't see you.