Alright guys, I need to know what is your best dad joke. I want to be laughing my ass off in the comment section

How do you fix a broken pumpkin with a pumpkin patch?

Yo, have you heard of the juggler record player? Turns out it sounds pretty sweet. Ah ha! Uh! Uh! Uh!

I don't have a good dad joke, but you know what dad joke I hate? You know what I hate? When somebody's like, I'm tired or I'm hungry or I'm bored and the other person says, high board I'm dad or high board I'm my name and I'm like oh my

You guys aren't gonna believe this but I have a fish that like break dances. He hits the gritty so hard bro But the only problem about it is that he only dances for like 20 seconds and then he just stops and he won't dance anymore.

So glad you asked this.

I'm just here for the comments, but I can almost guarantee One of my guys has the favorite one that I like.

I used to tell dad jokes, and then he left.

EHGeneralistic Joannavation Ahyou

Oh, I'm gonna come back from the store. Just give me about 20 minutes.