Alright guys, I need to know what is your best dad joke. I want to be laughing my ass off in the comment section

Be being alive.

Who spends more a burglar or my wife 0000

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my dad left me for milk

What do you say what do your dad say when they pound you

Okay, what do you call the waitress who works at iHop? I lean.

OK I have an oh I heard the summer OK do you do the man in the wheelchair that stole my camouflage jacket you can't hide but you can't run

I have a joke about pizza but it's too cheesy

Why do fathers take an extra pair of socks when they go golfing, in case they get a hole in one?

OK What I have to do the job I mean decide to cancel