Alright guys, I need to know what is your best dad joke. I want to be laughing my ass off in the comment section

And our best dad joke is literally my dad like I ***** was never in my life used to beat the shell my mother never really did nothing for us when we grew up like just when we came around really beat us up for me when I was at his house you start being shit I had fucked up like

Okay, check it, check it, check it. This one's a knee slapper. Okay. Why can't you tell an egg joke? It'll crack up

He goes, so this guy walks into a ball, he goes to get the drink.

I mean if I was you I wouldn't **** anything with Velcro like shoes or don't anything with Velcro. You want to know why? Because it's a total rip-off you know.

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Did you know the first french fry was it made in France it was made in Greece

What's a flower that smells smelly flower 000 that hurts so bad

So this is a good one, this is a good one, I think. So Guy walks into a bar. He shouts, I have a bomb. Places a bag on the floor and runs out.

What you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef. That's a real knee slapper right dear, yeah.

What did Santa Claus say when he saw your mom? Ho ho ho! Eek! Eek! hahaha