Alright guys, I need to know what is your best dad joke. I want to be laughing my ass off in the comment section

How to make a cup scream? Evil第三 minute!

What's the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean? I wouldn't pay to have a garbanzo bean on my face.

What do you call a guy with a shovel in his head? Doug.

Did you get a haircut? Nah, I got them all cut.

Shit I can't make a dad joke I never had a dad he went to go get milk like 19 years ago she's feeling seen them

Your dad sent the direction so bad he got lost going to try to find the milk.

What did the baby computer say to the daddy computer? DADBAB百

The neighbor came over and yelled at me and said that your dog was chasing me on a bike. And I said, I didn't know he could ride a bike.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Ta-da!