Tell me about a time when you waited for someone for so long you could see yourself ending up like this guy right here.

I think it's the other way around. People wait for me for so long that they end up like that. Dang, because man, you know with women five minutes is 30 minutes to an hour, right?

I'm weak as hell brooklyn, that shit ugly as hell, but nah um yeah this has happened to me before and i sure was sitting on that park bench looking just like that skeleton

Oh man, almost every long-distance relationship I ever had, I guess.