In this video I'm holding a chicken and it's really kind of cool I think you should watch the video and enjoy looking at the chicken out there's a chicken woo hoo right back up

Can I have the chicken? Please? With a cherry on top? I want the chicken. Um, I need the chicken actually.

The fucking bird bro goddamn fucking bird

Hey, hey, I'm going to tell you another story. I'm going to tell you another story. I'm going to tell you another story.

Put the damn chicken down

Kill that thing and cook it. I dare you. I dare you like a dollar to do that Okay

Brother, pass me that chicken so I can turn him into the next KFC six piece.