I like your eyelashes, my G.

Bro, I can see those motherfucking nose hairs from that angle too, bro. Cut that shit, bro. Cut that shit.

Thanks for watching!

Bro goes to the barber just for his chest.

Who has been lying to you? Is your grandma telling you this? You're not even... No. Stop. No.

why are you bringing god into this when you look like he came out of satan's booty cheeks though oh my god