I don't want a lot of roaches, because we don't have roaches where I live, so... But like, everyone's saying the rat, so I'm gonna say the rat, because... Have a little ratatouille runnin' around, capture him, and then force him to make us some fuckin' dinner! Simple! Plus rats are cute! Like, look at Ratatouille, he's cute! I don't want a pet rat! I don't want a roach in my- I don't want anything in my bed!