So far, you almost made me faint. Hmph.

You look like my 50 year old teacher.

Oh, that's a cap. They lied to you. You're not pretty. Girl, you a negative zero.

You're ugly, *****.

Low-key you fine What's your name I'm trying to hit that number

Girl, you was not ugly. Why you talking like that? Like, no cap shorty, you was mad fun- oh wait, I'm sorry, my bad, my bad. I meant to say, you- you mad- I don't know how to talk like- I'm trying to say that you- you look good, you look good, you look good.