Honestly half the time I'm not even listening to the stories to be honest. I'm just watching the park over because that shit mad interesting

I'm so confused. So, he, or she, whatever, um, went, traveled around the world and met a girl in Peru, got married to her, in a span of like, I don't know, two months or something? Whatever, I don't even know what he said, because I'm so confused. And, the person who wanted to propose to him was like, refused?

Half of this app is people in their underwear, and the other half is reddit stories. I'm about to fuckin' leave.

Boys don't remember if she leaves you're winning anyway, cuz you know why you got that gluck gluck

Minecraft?