I have just got this app and this is the first thing that pops up I quartered I got myself into

Um, is everything okay?

What the fuck

Alright, so here's what you're going to do, okay? This is what you're going to do. You're going to take that bed sheet off. You're going to get in your car. You're going to drive to the nearest bridge. You're going to tie that thing like a noose. You're going to put it around your neck. You're going to hang it on the tree branch. The one that's like right on the edge of the cliff or the bridge or whatever. You're going to hang it on the tree branch.