You're pretty, but I wanted to show you my cat purring, but that's not gonna work because her purrs aren't loud enough. Goose is trying to eat my feet now though, so... Why does she do this? Why is she just sitting there? She's like bipolar, I swear. She's not normal. One second she wants loves, the next she's sitting there attacking me.

Nah bro, nah bro, why would you post this on this app knowing that you're going to be violating Aerosmith? Bro, this is dumb bro. And bro, you look like a whole vampire bro. It's giving my life in two pieces. It's my last resort.

You're actually ugly. Don't act tall. You're ugly.

Tell me a meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, you're hot as fuck.

Mine what the fuck kind of golf league lame shit is this my sister that she was cool as shit not cool bitch you deaf you're deaf as fuck just me you know what that mean bitch crazy is a cringe ass bitch

Because tonight will be the night that I will fall for your headass.

Dot, dot, dot, *****, that's you? *****, that's you? This what you going with? Alright, I'm on your way. First of all, go take a walk. Come back, look at yourself in the mirror for five minutes, and then take a nap, cause you gotta think about what you did. Cause why would you just do this to me? I got jumpscared. It's 11 in the afternoon and I just woke up. Stop this shit. Immediately.

If you get your Humpty Dumpty body lickin' ass up, I'm not fuckin' scared, I won't see your emo ass lickin' ass no more, because what the fuck is this, why the fuck is your mom motherfuckin' farting your face? Like, get the fuck off this shit, like, sit the fuck down. Turn around, sit the fuck down, big fuck. Unh. Ahh. Eww, that's disgusting, right there.