Bro, who is your barber and why do I not trust him, bro? Looks like your grandma walked up to you, took a pair of clippers, and got her shaky-ass hands on your fuckin' head, bro. Like, that shit is so choppy. Never go out again lookin' like that, bro. Stop disrespectin' me after you lookin' like Adolf ******'s third cousin to the fourteenth power, bro. What in the fuck is that choppy-ass haircut, bro? Looks like fuckin' Gordon Ramsay got a fuckin' knife and tried to get your hairline good, bro. Ain't no fuckin' way, bro. That shit choppy.

Why is everybody calling her fuck a fart he's ugly as shit

Bro, you ain't got no fucking lats, dawg.

Y'all be so for real, this man is NOT fine!

To be honest, he ain't even really all that. It's not givin'.