See I'm a real ass *****. I'ma be on your side bro. I'ma just be like it's the angle You gotta angle that shit better next time cuz

Honestly, this was the biggest jump scare I've ever seen in my life. I scrolled down, and I started bursting out laughing. I literally think I peed myself a little bit, because what the fuck is that? Your eyes are so far apart, it looks like someone tried to drive an Uber through them. Girl, get the fuck out.

Um, I'm sorry. I'm putting a chastity belt on to be fair

Your Barbie say, I copy!

Thank you for watching!

I be on some selfish shit. Let me in that barber shop and let me get that hair cut. Lookin' nice.