Goddamn, I almost hopped out of my fucking seat, coulda got jumpscared thinking fucking Shrek was about to come and give me a fat ass kiss on my lips, holy shit.

Man if you if you can't draw your own eyebrows why are you gonna give yourself a unibrow and eyelashes and God three week old dead caterpillar

Give me everything!

There is a million things you can say and not one thing could pull me out.