Girl why do you look like Fiona from Shrek ogre and human form

Damn, your eyebrows saying go back over the border.

Them bitches be like boomerangs.

Okay, so like, you're pretty and everything, but girl, them eyebrows, girl, they can slip, eyebrows, like, make them like a little bit farther, not too close, I mean, you're cute and all, but like, them eyebrows, they just kill me, it doesn't look good. I don't know who told you they did, but it was your bestie, she lied to you. Cause, you know, romance, not it.