Why does everybody think I'm violent, bro? I'm not finna kill anybody.

Oh fuck bro ass for fucking rich slow roast no make me fucking hate myself

I'm sorry! I'm sorry! Um, I'm sure you have a great personality!

It's OK it's OK I forgive you it's all right it's OK know how to feelings nothing promise

Where'd the fucking accent come from? It is okay, my brother. We'll be okay. No hard feelings.

What do you mean I've always talk like this there's no voice change no no miscommunication you just got to roll with it

right right right uh my apologies um i did not mean to cause any um confusion with my words i am rolling with it we are rolling

Hey bro don't talk about yourself like that respectfully you're probably a dashing young gentleman so don't don't talk to yourself like that just be very very very very very I don't know where the fuck I was going with that but I'm sorry

Who the fuck is Jeffrey?

No don't don't roast don't roast Felix like that crazy

Hey Siri

What?