I'm gonna say a few things, a few things only. Latex glove, Vaseline, rubber band, towel. You think about it, you name it, there it is.

So like, me and this girl were chilling and then we worked until McDonald's and we were just feeling like ourselves, we were just feeling like shit. So we walked into a fucking bathroom and we had just fucked, bro. we are just fucked bro we fucked on the toilet

Let me think let me think let me think of Yeah nothing I got nothing

Yeah can I shoot six pencils on my arse felt good not reliable put it back out yeah that shit crazy

So when I was two years old I'll hump my big voluminous teddy bear it was like one of those big teddy bears that you usually get on Valentine's Day and I was in the corner and like I took it to my room and everything got naked

000 you you don't want me to talk about it yeah I really don't

So I put a chase key in the right and then next thing I know I have my whole head of her Coochie

I could look at it boy and I'd be like I wonder how big it is like in his pants. Yeah, I pulled my eyelashes out I pulled two of them out, oh my gosh.

Last Thanksgiving I made the most beautiful pecan pie for my family it was gooey sticky and it just made me thick so I put it in the turkey and then I got my boyfriend over there

I have a car and I was trying to go to some girl house but her mom was home so I I **** like 20 minutes to the mall and we fuck behind a target