I want y'all to roast the absolute fuck out of me like I want to be listening to this in the burning hotter in Texas right now

Your nose is longer than the Eiffel Tower. Are you related to Pinocchio? Cause how many times have you lied? Have you lied on God? Literally, because how many times have you freaking lied? You must have lied a lot. You're probably unloyal. You know what? That nose probably has a G-Y-A-T more than your ass. You're probably flat. Your nose is bigger than your ass. Damn.

You look like a goldfish. My case is closed.

Guys don't say Shasha is cringe as fuck are you only roasted so badly OK girl why are you look like the character of Mario star of Mario galaxy we doing the same fucking start Go get your freaking Jonathan Since it looks like it will have a rad which I don't

Honestly girl honestly girl I wouldn't even say anything because this is just your life at this point