Girl, get off that counter. You look like you're in, like, a dressing room or something.

Oh, this makes me feel fucking sick.

Yeah

Why are you sitting on a sink? Why are you sitting on a sink? Arching your back and taking photos, ma'am. I thought we left this stuff in middle school, ma'am. What is happening?

Oh, if I'm being honest, I wouldn't have the force to get on top of the counter like that. I would- I would beat my ass.

respectfully just that respectfully like like let me switch with a sink please

That caption is unexplainable.