Uh, bro, just wear underwear at this fucking point, cause your shorts are way up your ass crack.

Bro is built like a passport. Nice, straight, and smooth. I swear to God, all I hear are bones clicking and clacking at the same time. And every time she moves, all I hear is creaking. Like a door hinge that ain't got no oil on it.

I don't know what the fuck you're trying to show off, but... Shit. And a goddamn thing there.

I made her fucking back shot sound like, uh, sound like fucking screenshots.