Not gonna lie that he won't look good

That's how I'm gonna be with my man forever.

Oh my god, bro, for real, inhale that chicken, didn't waste no time. It's like it magically appeared in his mouth. It slurped it off. Oh my god, food gone in a second.

Dude, you're kind of like a disgusting, revolting pig, like, eating that food, man. Like, what? What even went into that, dude? Like, how much MSG and, like, syrupy chicken coating does one person need, bro? I mean, come on, dude. Ugh, like, I'm not eating. You don't need this for yourself, man. This ain't gonna make your life better. It's gonna make you, like, obese. And that ain't good for you, dude. You know what I mean?

So now I'm going to relax. I'm trying to get some, like, that looks good. Like, um, can I get some? Because I'll share with you too, if you give me some first, though. Yeah.

Literally me, anytime we go to a Chinese restaurant,

Bro, goddamn! Slow down, bruh! Can we have a peace? Bro, I'm hungry! It's like 2am right now, homie! Damn, bruh! You okay? I want that ramen. Nah. Is that kimchi? Yep, kimchi. That's it? Okay, give me your number.

So I walk up the room for a couple seconds, right? So I come and go give me a plate. I come back the fool going, Wait? Wait? Wait, bro. When I was just sitting down, the whole thing was full. Wait? You must have the whole zoo in there to help you finish that, cause in a way, in a way.