I was gonna give you a 5, but then I seen the Roku in the back, so a 6, and then I seen your mustache and beard, so a 7, and then I seen your earrings, so like a 7 and a half, and then I seen your jewelry, all your jewelry, so, I don't know, 9? Maybe a 10.

God damn

Shit, Ima do well if you hit it from the back.

Mmm, boy you ate that scrumdiddlyum-yum, my burp burger. I would rate you a 10 out of 10. Nah, I'm playing. I would rate you a thousand out of 40 million, because you are fine as fuck. I would actually date you. I'm not even lying, but I would actually date you.