I'll eat your dog. I don't care.

Your dog? He looks like... What? Why? What if I do take a picture of me? It'd be cheating, I get the permission. Put me the fuck down.

Um, no offense or anything, but is dog, like, stop looking at me like that. I can't take this no more. Why does your dog look like he has down syndrome? I'm sorry, like, don't cancel me or anything, but look at it. Look at it.

OK all I wanna know all I really wanna know is what what did you do that long for him to look like that every goddamn day of his life but for real I feel so bad for him

You're mad if I ain't not gonna lie, but anyway, you kinda look like that dog, that dog that's got some black in him, you don't, but anyway, so 10 out of 10.