Bro you can call me the cookie monster because I'm deathly gonna eat it in between your legs

Oh god, I'm about to bust a big-ass nut

Is this what you do? Sit in your bedroom just looking at yourself on the phone and turn your head slightly to get a good angle. Is that like good? Maybe they'll like this one. No, they'll like this side better. No, this side. No, this. Fuck off! That's all I've got to say.

She probably thinks she's going to get comments like, I wish she could sit on my face.