Rather have explosive diarrhea cause I have it every single day

Alright, alright, alright.

shit I'm not the best date bro then at the end I'm finishing it up

I would rather go on the worst date of all the time because I go on the best day is going to be a worse day because of the fact that I have explosive diarrhea

Already shit my pants so like I'm time copping that best day you were

You're like an umbrella. You can't get me wet.

It isn't really the best day if you have diarrhea because you'll be like feeling the shit like like awful the entire day so now That kind of defeats the purpose you know what I mean

Honestly, the worst date because then I have more time to get to know the person, see what they're like, and spend time with them. Because spending time with somebody is greater than not spending time with anybody and just being...

Honestly, I think they're both pretty good because on the first one, you know, like on the worst day, you know I'm gonna be shitting myself anyway because how pretty the dude is.