No you small ass little fucking child fucking kill yourself you dumb bitch

Nah.

And all that fat ass ***** ain't real. Ho ho ho is what I really some need. I need me some ho ho ho's. Please lend me to me.

yeah but you know what he got shot in the head brutally murdered he got shot so much that blood went everywhere and his head didn't even look like it existed anymore like he's dead like he got shot his organs came

I think Santa is real because I saw in the chemistry I saw Santa in the presents and I thought he was big but juicy ass. I have to tell you real.

No, he's not real, the Easter Bunny's not real, Grinch's not real, Santa's not real, Valentine's Day is not real, uh, what else?