I don't know if Santa is real or fake, but I feel like he's fake Because your parents give you the parents presents and stuff but I'm not sure if Santa is Real or not, I feel like

No the fuck

Fuck no that bitch is faker than my mom Bruh faker than my mom being your bro bigger than my dad being a Libra

Fuck no you wanna be running the target week before Christmas grabbing that shit she was sitting on the room wrapping that shit where should be doing it when your ass sleep send a real bitch and your parents thank God for the presents not Santa

Santa is real because I was so my dad he was dressed up as Santa I knew it I knew it by the day son where is my dad I fucking

Everyone better shut the fuck up in these replies right now, bro. HE'S REAL!

Dan is about as real as the possibility of your dad coming back with the milk bitch

No, there's no way you're asking that question. Something's fucking fake, man. child commenter

It's dependent if you're a dad or not, you know what I mean?

No, he's not real.