Now Santa's my dad.

Girl, you know something ain't got down real

Santa ain't real, but your daddy ain't real either.

Yes I saw him yesterday because when I went to the pool nurse and I saw him and he tried to touch me I didn't like it but he's real

000 no fuck you

Fuck no he ain't real fuck no he ain't real fuck Santa Claus fuck Santa Claus fuck the elves Santa Claus ain't fucking real Fuck that dude.

I like you as he's so real like he gave me like a BBL and some you know when it was Christmas so you know like yeah he's so real like you know

Do you think a man is going to break into your house just to give you free gifts nothing is free

Santa is not real piano man who is a knot

Wow of course Santa is real if Santa wasn't real then how did I get all my gifts