I ain't gonna say nothing but I fat ass red ***** bitch you been eating my cookies and drinking my milk for a long time I haven't seen a ***** once I think it's fake. I'm sorry to ruin it. He's fake. You fucking fed-ass bitch.

Yeah yeah yeah no I'll start but no he's that he never will be

No.

He's not real, just like the love of your father. He doesn't actually love you, so that shit ain't real.

Ho ho ho bitch

Pfft, daa, that's daa, bitch got stuck upside my chimney last year!

Santa real ass like I'm telling you right now. Trust, trust, trust.

Dishing through the snow in one more sop in sleigh, all the fields we go, That being all the way!

NO! Oh, *****!

Santa Claus, he ain't real his big fat ass. Then they gonna give me my presents when I was three. So fuck him. and I hope his ass fall down the fucking chimney.