Not gonna lie, whoever broke up with you, number one, I have three questions. First question is, who the fuck is this *****? Because what ***** is interested in you? Number two, he's probably happy as hell, he'd probably be doing backflips, because if I thought that I broke up with you, I'd be happy too, I'd probably be crying with tears of joy. And number three, why the fuck are you crying over a guy? You're just a bitch. Just saying.