What's wrong with you? Smoking is a crime!

Bro, this lady is smoking a whole tree.

You know like, those things that you buy in the frozen aisle, they're like toquitos or something? That's literally what that looks like. Those look like a big fat one, like I just want to eat it, you know? Put it in the oven, like, I don't know, ten minutes? Just take a big fat ****.

Bruh, that shit look like an uncircumcised ninja turtle dick, bruh. What the fuck?

Yo my bro why are you putting your avocado dip in a cardboard paper roll