No bro why do you have the size of a volleyball bro what is your big puffy like yo

Dear Diary, I met a boy, he's so my type, and I wanna give him a pizza.

Oh my god, you have one of those, like, keys from the little, like, book diaries that they would sell in the book fair. You know what I'm talking about.

I've seen some ugly things but I fucking know that's hard to be.