Damn, Shawty, you're gonna make me act up. I'm not even dreaming about the end.

Girl, you are so pretty. Like, what the fuck?

You look so beautiful, I love that necklace, um, I hope you have a wonderful day, um, never use this app so hopefully you have some tips for me, yeah.

It's like, ain't nobody fucking trying to see that, like, put your ugly ass, crappy ass away, and go.

Wait, why do I feel like she got her photo from fucking Pinterest?