I was literally sitting down in the kitchen and then I see my dog on the stomach and I'm like, let me take a picture and then I get this monstrosity. Um...

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah

Yes, like, it's so fucking cute, but I don't know what it's fucking doing, like, it looks like my dog Bella, like, it just like nods, like, you know?

Um, um, um, um, mom, mom, mom, mom, please, please help, help, this dog is trying to eat me.

What is Schlagg doing?

When you can't love your dog anymore because he's ugly.

I'm sorry. Yeah, I got a little scared there