Oh, you're so pretty girl

you are beautiful and like happy birthday but like you're gorgeous and God made you right like he literally spent his time on you like your hair everything oh my god I know it's like makeup but like you're still freaking pretty and I bet you look really gorgeous without it too like Jesus

My flame, my flame, I'm not gonna lie to you, you look good, but you look like you would kill a *****, you look like you would murder me, Travis them eyes, them eyes, them eyes are deceiving, to all the guys who fall into your trap, I fear for you

No offense, but she's ugly.

This is gonna be the first broadsheet haunts. Man, has nobody noticed that these are all babies, man? Little girls. Fuck, man.