Okay, first of all, your name is hot boot-egg-grabber. Second of all, that dog is black as hell! Like me. You know what I'm saying?

Oh!

I hope your dog dies

What are you? Oh, no ass all up in the motherfucking screen. I did you even clip the dog's nails like why fuck is the dog fucking crying? What the fuck is going on? like

Big nose ass dog, big tits ass dog, big ass dog, black ass dog, ***** ass dog, big pot

I swear to God I will put nothing on the stove so fucking fast