OK so I live in Florida and trust me you don't wanna go to Vegas is full of strippers full of prostitutes trying to get you to how do you say trying to make you pay up so they can do the deed in the only that you can get a gambling addict in addiction and if you end up losing all your money to gamble and you're stuck in Vegas which is pretty expensive not only that it's running out of water so I'm a stick will stay in Florida

Fuck it, Florida. I wanna fight alligators.

I'm very jealous.

Bro, I always wanted to go to Vegas, bro. I've been desperate. My mom, like, just went today, like, for a birthday party, bro. When I told you, I was so jealous. I was like, you're going to Vegas without me. So I started packing my things, but she was like, I can't pay for both of us because they only invited me to a birthday party. Like, I don't give a fuck. Let me go.

Shit, bro. I'm from Florida. I'm from Miami, Florida. I've been to Vegas. I'm about to say Florida. I don't like Vegas that much. I don't know why. Don't fuckin' judge me, alright?

vegas or florida bro neither miami be looking for the hoochie daddy

Florida you got that good