Girl, you is old enough to know that you need to re-apply sunscreen, and your lips looking chapped, your makeup melting off, girl, I'm helping you buy an emergency kit to fix that shit up.

Girl, why you in the sun? You about to join the black community in a little bit. Go out there a little bit more.

You look like my pet squirrel. Now I go hold you, I can't tell if you baked or unbaked. You look like under my bed three times. Oh my God, if I did a back flip, I'd slap some makeup on your face. You look like the type of person to go in the pool and then get makeup slapped right on.

That's such bad fucking sunburn. God damn, give your boobs a minute. Key on.

It's burnt as fuck! You drink TAP WATER!