I'm not gonna lie to you, bro, like, you're not all that bad, like, you know what I mean? I'm not gonna lie, like, I don't know, like, I know it's like summer, bro, for me, like, your, like, your face kinda messed up, you got that little, for me, but, like, shit, I'm, shit, your eyes look like Elmo, for me, but, but, shit, it's okay, bro, as long as you can shake your ass, you know what I mean? As long as you got a GAH! It's good.

Girl, no offense, but your chest is red. I think you got a sunburn. You need to put sun cream on or whatever it's called, whatever. But you need to put sun cream on and you need to go in the house from the sun because you look kind of red. And for my rate, you like a good 2.5 out of 10.

Ah, y'all fuckin' this girl up.

Leave the girl alone, bro. She cute, man. I like cute girls, man. Sexy as heck, beautiful, kind. I like that. I like that. So, leave the girl alone. If she was my type, bro, she would've been dating me.