Yeah, her whole account is pinterest as fuck. Like, there is no faking it. It is so easy to tell that these ain't real pictures. Like, all you gotta do is go to pinterest and photomatch em.

I'm sorry, but... your boyfriend? Woof! Woof! Woof! Woof!

Um, catfish?

Bro, I swear you could tell this shit is so fucking fake.

She looks like Taylor from American Housewife. GASP

Girl, I know you didn't wear that stupid motherfuckin' homecoming dance. That slit is too fuckin' high in that damn dress. Girls, take that shit off.

They say that dating's a number game, so can I date yours?

Okay, I'm really sorry, but your prom date is like really hot.