I'd give that like a solid 9 out of 10.

Please, please, just let me lick the fuck out your eyeballs, bro. Oh my goodness.

And, to the I, to the motherfuckin' D, MAD *****!

Okay, but I rate you like a 10 out of 10. Why? Because your lips are pretty, your eyes are pretty, your nose is pretty, your eyelashes are so long, your cheeks are like a perfect rosy pink, your hands are so majestic dude, and your hair looks so good. Like, you're just perfect. You know? Yeah.

Shit girl, I'm a pretty boy, but I could be your pretty boy.