I could make a whole fuckin' omelette with the size of your head.

I wasn't hungry but shit, you got a ***** want a ball of egg right now.

Whatever daddy wants, daddy gets. Whatever daddy wants, daddy gets.

Hell no. Hell no. Hell no. I just feel like you talk like that. Hell no. There's Spongebob.

um I like your hair it's so pretty like boy I mean girl what the hell I mean girl what type of what type of gel you be using cuz that bun is slicker than my life

Want a date? Please.

Bro, okay, I'm not even trying to say this to hate, you're just giving me pedophile vibes.