Sure, I'll slide. I'll do it for free. But, um, after that baby's in, I'm gonna have to dip.

I'm not gonna lie man you don't look like you bye-bye the way I am not trying to dive in that

oh shit you're 15 I'm 18 maybe not fuck my life

You are like 11 years old girl, I don't know what you're doing on this app, but you need to calm down with your little bio right there, you need to calm down with that, cause you're like a minor and you don't need to be doing all that, you just need to calm down girl, like you just need to calm down, you know, you just need to calm down with that little emoji, you just need to calm down.

Hey, I would

Um, I'm sorry. Come again?

This just explains my worst nightmare.