The dog is so cute, but I have a Shih Tzu and he's a lot cuter. I'm kidding, don't mean to be mean, I just love mine.

Aw, it's a solid 10. He's so cute! So fluffy, too. I just want to pet all over him.

I just wanna eat it.

Oh my god, oh my god, I'm thrilled by it. Go to your house, find your address on your book, and take your dog. Oh, they're so cute! I want it, right now, right now, I don't care.

I absolutely love it but it makes me want to cry. It looks so fluffy and it looks scared to death. It looks like it's seen a ghost and it's been struck by lightning and it's so stupidly cute.

Oh, Ching Chong, your dog is gone.

SUCCESS!!!