I mean like, Burbo, your eyes are pretty as fuck, but like, those eyebrows.

Cut my life in two pieces. This is my last resort.

Um, I'm sorry, but I'm... I'm gonna have to rate you a what the fuck am I looking at, sleep paralysis demon looking ass out of ten, because you look like you really belong in a bowling alley. I'm sorry, but like, why does your head look like a pin?

Okay, so, I feel like you're like a seven, respectfully, so.

Please, bro, y'all gotta stop. I hate moving and then having to check sex offenders near me, and no matter where I go, I see you. It's not funny. Stop following me.