Bro, you're fucking in veins bro. They look like my fucking dad when he gets his fucking forehead veins bro. What the fuck like, have you been killing my whole family? Like, is that your weight bro? Cause what the actual fuck?

You know what day it is, well not even me, but you look like, oh my god, I have a lot of respect sir. You kind of look like your name would be Charmander, like that one kid, oh my god, I need to leave.

Bro, bro, you need to shave them armpits and put a shirt on.

Woof, woof, woof, woof!