I prefer Ryan Reynolds.

Man one day and if you like your friend personality and then theater where do I do for her but good day to sister the fuck

It really just sound like a you problem you fucked up if I put the bag on the better sister sounds real like you probably know you're stuck with you stuck with her you did nothing I guess you learned your lesson

Oh

P cemetery that is Kathency the Spiderman

Designing this with your mom and say you didn't is ready can you come down there should be like it's almost Freddy's one more thing cookie like no I want to eat all the food I don't wanna wait until they won think the rest of my food be gone in this have a corner right there school Melissa we're back in the room

I love pussy

Nothing about Hayley will find out that you like her and she's really pretty but she has a flat ass and then you find out that her sister has a bigger ass. That's crazy.

This was literally the cornyest thing I've ever seen. This is cronyer than the original joke and that alone is fucking grating