No, because I'm a straight-douche for one. But two, because even if I wasn't, I wouldn't do that shit because, you know, I'm not a bad person. Listen, if you do this shit, you are an awful person, bro. Like, why would you ever do that, bro? Like genuinely what what do you gain from that shit bro?

uh yeah i did that once yo my cat just hit a backflip

Yes and he left me he did yes yes yes he left me Do you love me for the other grade like we could've stayed together but I think he's kind of a dick now so OK

Never kissing ***** in my life, never will.

Boy, what is you thinking? Not me. If I know you did, fake ass friend.

This is so fucking gay bro I swear

This is so gay bro.